What You know about Vegas?

I will start with, "I LOVE VEGAS". Girls like me live for weekends in places like Vegas. This town never sleeps. All night long, you can do whatever the hell lights your fire, and you know what that means? No limitations.
No last call.
No public consumption charges.
No bottomless whining about what you didn't get to do. If you missed out on something it's because you were too lame or too slow to get it. Too bad, so sad. Keep up!
Playing with the Big Dogs - This is Vegas.
There is always a new club. Hot parties. Better looking chicks. Richer men. The top of the top, and the bottom of the bottom. Because there is always balance. In life there must always be balance.
As there are the best hotels there are the worst. The hottest women rival the skankiest skank. For every good looking, rich business man, there is a dirty con waiting to scam you out of something. Stay on your toes.

Old School Vegas, where names like Sammy Davis Jr, Frank Sinatra and the mafia remind everyone of what this town was built on. Showgirls and serious casino nightlife defined Las Vegas. Before nightclubs, strip joints and bachelor parties were the epicenter of the revolution of weekends in Vegas; before anyone gave a damn about spa's and buffet's, Las Vegas represented a sexy debauchery you could only be cool enough to partake in. Vince Vaughn showcased this in the film Swingers. Finding Hot Babies in Vegas was as easy as getting served alcohol at a black jack table. The Strip has made an international name for itself based on a lifestyle which started before strip-ers were even trendy.

Today we have the new hotness which changes every month. Clubs like Pure, Tao and Body English make their names on being new, trendy, and home to visiting celebrities. Clubs like Drai's have lasted long and hard because of their reputation for a rock-star party atmosphere. The party doesn't begin until 2a and rocks on until most Vegas tourists are getting out of bed to head down to their hotel pool.
The Maloof brothers have made a name for themselves as trend setters. They are ahead of the curve. This is what you have to represent to stay ahead in the hottest international destination for adults. The Maloof hotels and nightclubs have TV shows as backdrops. MTV hosted a Real World season there; not because their show was so hot, but because it had dropped in ratings and needed a boost to get viewers back in the hole. What could possible attract 15-30 years olds back into a weekly TV series? Why a weekly trip to seductive Vegas my friend. Whoever came up with the idea of housing the 7 strangers in the Palms Hotel was genius. Sexy 20 year olds having drunken hot tub sex and dancing sexily with one another in charming threesomes atop the newest Maloof Casino Nightclub Rain was just the icing on the topless cake. The Palms did a great job of drawing America right back into the MTV frenzy - keeping it hot, keeping it sexy - keeping it Vegas.

Bars like Ghostbar, Moon and the Playboy Club are keeping the attention of Vegas tourists, not only because they represent something fun and sizzling, but because The Palms is Rockin' and everyone who is someone (or not) wants to be a part of what's HOT in Vegas.

Everyone including liquor sponsors of nightlife and those that have something to gain by the high rolling/ rock star mentality which accompanies the funnest adult playground this side of the Mississippi.

Every girl who has ever grown up thinking she wanted to be a Playboy Bunny, or Carmen Electra, or Pam Anderson, or just married to a fuckin' rock star - these girls know you have to go to Vegas. You have to be a Life star. You have to rockin' hot, and sexier than you even know how to be. Because simply stated Vegas is sexy and everyone in the recesses of their mind wants to be a little sexy. Even my 85 year old Nana wanted to be a little sexy, even on her deathbed. She wasn't taking visitors without having someone help her with her hair and makeup. Her Pastor came for a visit and he wasn't allowed into her room until she felt her look was appropriate for any gentleman callers.
This is what I call old school Vegas - right till the end.

Public Service Announcement

DISCLAIMER: Excessive foul language
My apologies ahead of time


This blog is a result of my morning workout. Thank you MalaniKai for reminding me to give this public service announcement.
If you are sick - don't go to the Gym, where healthy people are trying to work out - and actively stay healthy.
Today (and this is not the 1st time), I'm getting my work out on! and this trifling, inconsiderate, sick, coughing, walker steps onto the treadmill next to me. Now, maybe if she was running (at least walking uphill), I'd have more sympathy...not really, but you can walk anywhere. Walk your ass to the mailbox. Walk to the store. Walk to your bff's house - I don't care, but why come to a public place where healthy people are actively trying to stay healthy and start spreading your germs. And you're not even putting any effort into your lazy ass workout.
Just plain, damn inconsiderate.
AND, such commonplace among American behavior today.

This could start an entirely new blog about why trifling parents drop off their sick, runny nose, pink-eye, whooping cough, crying kids at school, pre-school, nursery school, etc etc etc - with no f'n regard for other kids, other working parents, the teachers, and even the lunch lady. I know the economy is bad, but don't pretend you can't find someone to watch that snotty nosed kid for one friggin' day.
But, that's another blog - I'm sick of picking my kid up from school, with some new contagion that little Johnny or little Suzy brought to class. I shouldn't have to find out there is a new strand of chicken pox, b/c some inconsiderate parent happily dropped it off in my kids class. Now, I have to take a week off work, b/c this INCONSIDERATE, trifling Bitch or her Bitch-Assed Husband, ex-husband, Baby-Daddy, WHATEVER wouldn't stay home one day to wait for an antibiotic to kick in.
But, I digress, back to this blog on INconsiderate MoFo's who don't have enough courtesy to "STAY THE FUCK HOME when you are sick".

It's like that concept of how people catch the HIV - it's like sleeping with however many people the last person you slept with, slept with. At least then you have a choice - If your dumb ass doesn't want to wear a condom, you know you are going to be getting a little bit of the last 15 people that guy/ girl slept with.
If someone walks into your office, school, GYM, etc with their FUNK, coughing and sneezing in your face you have lost the control of your physical environment and been un-willfully exposed to someone's gross shit.

#1 Pet Peeve - you feeling me?
Not Appreciative.