Real Men

Now that I've talked shit on boys - I'm going to tell you about Real Men.
Real men do hold doors.
Real men don't have excuses.
Real men pick you up for dates.
Real men have careers.
Real men care about your opinion.
Real men don't text.
Real men don't date little girls.
Real men appreciate real women.
Real men cook.
Real men try.
Real men are well rounded.
Real men have self control.
Real men remember important stuff.
Real men have boundaries.
Real men don't let their friends talk them into anything stupid.
Real men don't care about what boys think.

Here's to real men!

Please comment if you have something to add that I missed.