NO Bitch!

So, this is one of my favorite phrases. And why you ask?
Well, to begin it is well known that if you need to add the word "Bitch" to the end of any statement or phrase it immediately adds the impact and knowledge of "I think you're a dumbass". Not that the word "No" has any other connotation than the direct meaning, but for some reason people tend to act as if they don't understand the word whenever it is directed at them. Thus the reason for, "Just say No", and "No means No" campaigns. We have to train ourselves to hear the word and embrace the meaning as truth.

So when placing the words No Bitch together in a sentence, this is a radical statement of, "I know you understood what I said, and not only that but apparently you think I have the patience for your dumbass today." Yeeeess!

Needless to say, I am a fan of the direct.

Today, I was milling through some reviews on the website Yelp - just catching up on what's going on in different cities with my friends and reading some truly funny snippets. I came across this little gem, and I just had to share:
http://www.yelp.com/biz/triple-r-repair-service-chicago#hrid:FbsMIX9mS45lpqnLMZgd7w

My friend Tina is also a fan of the "No Bitch" phenom and I gotta say I laughed out loud and almost peed my pants. Yeah Tina...review of the day!